SUCKING OFF THE SALESMAN
I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND SHE TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A HOT SALESMAN GOING DOOR TO DOOR SELLING VACUUMS. SO I TOLD HER TO SEND HIM MY WAY SO THAT I CAN SUCK HIM OFF FOR MY WEBSITE. SO NEXT THING YOU KNOW THERE IS A RING AT THE FRONT DOOR. SO I LET HIM BUT I DID NOT HAVE A CARPET IN MY LIVING ROOM SO I TOOK HIM INTO THE BEDROOM. HE TEST OUT HIS VACUUM AND IT DID NOT WORK, SO I SAID TO HIM DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING THAT WILL SUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ANYTHING? HE SAID SURE I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT! SO I TOLD HIM THAT I RAN A PORNO WEBSITE AND ASKED HIM IF HE WORLD LIKE TO BE ON IT. HE SAID SURE SO I STARTED TO TAKE OFF MY TOP AND I SAW THE BULGE IN HIS PANTS AND I JUST KNEW I WAS GOING TO ENJOY SUCKING HIS COCK. SO I HOPE THAT YOU ALL LOVE THEY WAY I SUCKED THIS COCK BECAUSE I KNOW THAT I LOVED TO SUCK HIS COCK......